#include <bits/stdc++.h>
#include<windows.h>
using namespace std;
int main(){
system("title minecraft");
cout<<"请选择你的手机类型\n"<<"1.安卓 2.苹果 3.老年机或手表\n";
int a;
cin>>a;
printf("开始游戏……\n");
Sleep(500);
if (a==1 || a==2){
cout<<"请选择你用什么方式登录\n"<<"1.微信 2.QQ 3.微博 4.百度 5.手机号\n";
int b;
cin>>b;
cout<<"开始游戏!!\n"<<"请选择游玩什么\n"<<"1.服务器 2.单人模式 3.联机大厅 4.我的世界小故事
\n";
int c;
cin>>c;
system("cls");
if (c==1){
Sleep(500);
printf("正");
Sleep(500);
printf("在");
Sleep(500);
printf("进");
Sleep(500);
printf("入");
Sleep(500);
printf("游");
Sleep(500);
printf("戏");
Sleep(500);
printf(".");
Sleep(500);
printf(".");
Sleep(500);
printf(".");
Sleep(500);
printf(".");
Sleep(500);
printf(".");
Sleep(500);
printf(".");
Sleep(500);
system("cls");
system("title 租赁服小游戏");
system("color 6C");
cout<<"请选择你要进入的服务器\n";
int d;
cin>>d;
cout<<"你进来后发现服主正在服务器中\n"<<"你要做些什么?\n"<<"1.找服主要装备 2.好好生
存 3.拉帮结派,收集萌新\n";
int e;
cin>>e;
if (e==1){
cout<<"服主见你猥琐至极,担心之后被打,把你两刀砍了!\n"<<"You died";
return 0;
}
else if (e==2){
cout<<"你准备将房子建在哪?\n"<<"1.离出生点近 2.海上 3.地底 4.离出生点有多远
就多远\n";
int f;
cin>>f;
if (f==1){
cout<<"你房子被一些熊孩子拆了,流离失所,卒!\n"<<"You died";
return 0;
}
else if (f==2){
cout<<"海上不是个明智的选择,晚上,一堆溺尸把你脑子吃了\n"<<"You
died";
return 0;
}
else if (f==3){
cout<<"你在地底猥琐发育,挖到钻石,现在你要出去吗?\n"<<"1.yes
2.no\n";
int g;
cin>>g;
if (g==1){
cout<<"没想到地上的人发展比你快,把凋零乱放,你被凋零炸死了
\n"<<"You died";
return 0;
}
else if (g==2){
cout<<"地底资源缺乏,被别人欺负\n"<<"You died";
return 0;
}
else{
cout<<"see you!";
return 0;
}
}
else if (f==4){
cout<<"离出生点远的确好,但是死后不容易回家\n"<<"You died";
return 0;
}
else{
cout<<"see you";
return 0;
}
}
else if (e==3){
cout<<"服主怕你们造反,就把你们全部砍头\n"<<"You died";
return 0;
}
else{
cout<<"see you";
return 0;
}
}
else if (c==2){
cout<<"请输入种子号\n";
int d;
cin>>d;
Sleep(500);
printf("正");
Sleep(500);
printf("在");
Sleep(500);
printf("进");
Sleep(500);
printf("入");
Sleep(500);
printf("游");
Sleep(500);
printf("戏");
Sleep(500);
printf(".");
Sleep(500);
printf(".");
Sleep(500);
printf(".");
Sleep(500);
printf(".");
Sleep(500);
printf(".");
Sleep(500);
printf(".");
Sleep(500);
system("cls");
if (d==666){
system("color 6B");
cout<<"你走了一段路程后,远远地看见了十字架,你觉得有点不对,于是去到村庄\n";
cout<<"你接下来要干嘛?\n"<<"1.挖矿 2.四处瞎逛 3.砍树\n";
int e;
cin>>e;
if (e==1){
cout<<"你在村庄附近看见一个不是自己挖的人工矿道,你要进去吗?\n";
cout<<"1.yes 2.no\n";
int f;
cin>>f;
if (f==1){
cout<<"你发现矿道下有一个告示牌写着 Look back 你回头就看见
了him,他一拳把你杀了\n";
cout<<"You died\n";
cout<<"你按复活也不行,于是把电脑砸了,你被母亲First
Blood";
return 0;
}
else if (f==2){
cout<<"你离开那,感觉越来越不对劲,于是回到村庄,在中途看见
一路蔓延的火";
cout<<"你还要回村吗?\n"<<"1.no 2.yes\n";
int g;
cin>>g;
if (g==1){
cout<<"him带着暗黑四大护法和亡灵军队\n"<<"You
died\n";
cout<<"你按复活也不行,于是把电脑砸了,你被母亲
double kill";
return 0;
}
else if (g==2){
cout<<"你看见一个白衣少年在毁灭村庄,凑近一瞧,原
来是 Entity 303 你要保护村庄吗?\n";
cout<<"1.yes 2.no\n";
int h;
cin>>h;
if (h==1){
cout<<"你被 Entity 303 吊打\n"<<"You
died\n";
cout<<"你按复活也不行,于是把电脑砸了,你
被母亲Three kills";
return 0;
}
else if (h==2){
cout<<"him带着暗黑四大护法和亡灵军队\n"
<<"You died\n";
cout<<"你按复活也不行,于是把电脑砸了,你
被母亲Four kills";
return 0;
}
else{
cout<<"see you";
return 0;
}
}
else{
cout<<"see you";
return 0;
}
}
else{
cout<<"see you";
return 0;
}
}
else if (e==2){
cout<<"him带着暗黑四大护法和亡灵军队\n"<<"You died\n";
cout<<"你按复活也不行,于是把电脑砸了,你被母亲double kill";
return 0;
}
else if (e==3){
cout<<"你在砍树时看见一个黑色的身影,你要去追他吗?\n"<<"1.yes
2.no\n";
int f;
cin>>f;
if (f==1){
cout<<"他一转身,黑色的躯体,白色的双眼,是 null 你的脑袋爆
掉了\n"<<"You died\n";
cout<<"你按复活也不行,于是把电脑砸了,你被母亲 victory";
return 0;
}
else if (f==2){
cout<<"他扔了一把剑插入你的心脏\n"<<"You died\n";
cout<<"你按复活也不行,于是把电脑砸了,你被母亲 ACE";
return 0;
}
else{
cout<<"see you";
return 0;
}
}
else{
cout<<"see you";
return 0;
}
}
else{
system("color 5F");
cout<<"你出生在掠夺者哨塔旁,你先打还是发育,还是去村庄\n"<<"1.打击 2.发育
3.去村庄\n";
int e;
cin>>e;
if (e==1){
cout<<"开局打哨塔,为人民做贡献,但你还是\n"<<"You died";
return 0;
}
else if (e==2){
cout<<"你现在去干什么?\n"<<"1.开人工矿道 2.砍树 3.找矿洞\n";
int f;
cin>>f;
if (f==1){
cout<<"你准备怎么挖?\n"<<"1.垂直向下 2.阶梯状\n";
int g;
cin>>g;
if (g==1){
cout<<"你垂直向下挖到了岩浆\n"<<"You died";
return 0;
}
else if (g==2){
cout<<"真幸运,你躲过了岩浆,你看见岩浆旁有钻石,
你去挖吗\n"<<"1.no 2.yes\n";
int h;
cin>>h;
if (h==1){
cout<<"刚好有个闪电苦力怕路过,你砍死了
它,你挖到了钻石,你要做什么\n";
cout<<"1.回家 2.继续发育\n";
int i;
cin>>i;
if (i==1){
cout<<"刚好外面是血月,你一上去
就被杀了\n"<<"You died";
return 0;
}
else if (i==2){
cout<<"你不仅躲过了血月,还挖了
35颗钻石,你现在准备去哪发展\n";
cout<<"1.地狱 2.末地\n";
int j;
cin>>j;
if (j==1){
cout<<"你去挖黑曜石
时,掉入岩浆\n"<<"You died";
return 0;
}
else if (j==2){
cout<<"你成功战胜末影龙\n"<<"You win";
int x;
cin>>x;
return 0;
}
else{
cout<<"see you";
return 0;
}
}
else{
cout<<"see you";
return 0;
}
}
else if (h==2){
cout<<"闪电苦力怕低调路过,砰~~\n"
<<"You died";
return 0;
}
else{
cout<<"see you";
return 0;
}
}
else{
cout<<"see you";
return 0;
}
}
else if (f==2){
cout<<"你得到了大量木头,你现在干什么\n"<<"1.造房子 2.挖矿
\n";
int g;
cin>>g;
if (g==1){
cout<<"你造完房子后已经是捣蛋夜\n"<<"You died";
return 0;
}
else if (g==2){
cout<<"现在挖矿太晚了,一堆creeper在你身边,砰
~~\n"<<"You died";
return 0;
}
else{
cout<<"see you";
return 0;
}
}
else if (f==3){
cout<<"你找了一天也没找到,狂欢夜来临\n"<<"You died";
return 0;
}
else{
cout<<"see you";
return 0;
}
}
else if (e==3){
cout<<"结果村庄里全是奸商,你把电脑砸了\n"<<"你被母亲招待了一次竹笋
炒肉丝";
return 0;
}
else{
cout<<"see you";
return 0;
}
}
}
else if (c==3){
system("color 1A");
cout<<"你要和谁玩\n"<<"1.作者林** 2.作者朋友陈**用电脑玩 3.作者朋友夏** 4.和自己朋友
5.乱进房间\n";
int d;
cin>>d;
Sleep(500);
printf("正");
Sleep(500);
printf("在");
Sleep(500);
printf("进");
Sleep(500);
printf("入");
Sleep(500);
printf("游");
Sleep(500);
printf("戏");
Sleep(500);
printf(".");
Sleep(500);
printf(".");
Sleep(500);
printf(".");
Sleep(500);
printf(".");
Sleep(500);
printf(".");
Sleep(500);
printf(".");
Sleep(500);
system("cls");
if (d==1){
cout<<"你一进入游戏便看见林**再建东西,你要干什么\n"<<"1.阻止 2.慢慢发展\n";
int e;
cin>>e;
if (e==1){
cout<<"林**很是愤怒,把你无限传送至1000层\n";
for (int i=1;i<=5;i++){
cout<<"你从高处摔下来\n";
}
cout<<"You died";
return 0;
}
else if (e==2){
cout<<"结果林**造的是召唤 Entity 303 的祭台, Entity 303 一出现
将你杀掉\n"<<"You died";
return 0;
}
else{
cout<<"see you";
return 0;
}
}
else if (d==2){
cout<<"陈**非常友好,一来就百亿tnt,你的显卡凉了";
return 0;
}
else if (d==3){
cout<<"你一进入游戏发现是夜晚,你要干什么?\n"<<"1.砍树 2.挖矿 3.退出\n";
int e;
cin>>e;
if (e==1){
cout<<"你砍树时周围一个怪也没有,夏**挖了个洞躲了进去\n";
cout<<"你一砍,砍到大天亮,这时太阳升了起来,它有着猥琐表情\n";
cout<<"你要作甚?\n"<<"1.逃跑 2.退出\n";
int f;
cin>>f;
if (f==1){
cout<<"你跑了许久周围全都是岩浆\n"<<"You died";
return 0;
}
else if (f==2){
cout<<"你发现退不了,一拳把手机打爆了";
return 0;
}
else{
cout<<"see you";
return 0;
}
}
else if (e==2){
cout<<"你在地底挖矿,突然Red Sun出现,周围变为岩浆\n"<<"You
died";
return 0;
}
else if (e==3){
cout<<"你发现退不了,一拳把手机打爆了";
return 0;
}
else{
cout<<"see you";
return 0;
}
}
else if (d==4){
Sleep(500);
printf("正");
Sleep(500);
printf("在");
Sleep(500);
printf("进");
Sleep(500);
printf("入");
Sleep(500);
printf("游");
Sleep(500);
printf("戏");
Sleep(500);
printf(".");
Sleep(500);
printf(".");
Sleep(500);
printf(".");
Sleep(500);
printf(".");
Sleep(500);
printf(".");
Sleep(500);
printf(".");
Sleep(500);
system("cls");
system("color 3D");
cout<<"你和自己朋友一起玩,你要作甚?\n"<<"1.砍树 2.挖矿 3.造房\n";
int e;
cin>>e;
if (e==1){
cout<<"现在你得到了10组木头,天也晚了,你准备干什么?\n"<<"1.挖个洞
当家 2.造家\n";
int f;
cin>>f;
if (f==1){
cout<<"你在晚上时还顺便挖矿,现在你和朋友都有铁套、钻剑了
\n";
cout<<"你又准备做啥?\n"<<"1.杀末影人 2.挖黑曜石、钻石
\n";
int g;
cin>>g;
if (g==1){
cout<<"你和朋友不小心闯入末影人的洞穴\n"<<"You
died";
return 0;
}
else if (g==2){
cout<<"后来你们附魔了钻剑、弓、套装,打败末影龙,
拿到宝藏\n";
cout<<"You win";
int x;
cin>>x;
return 0;
}
else{
cout<<"see you";
return 0;
}
}
else if (f==2){
cout<<"你们造家时,一堆怪物围攻你\n"<<"You died";
return 0;
}
else{
cout<<"see you";
return 0;
}
}
else if (e==2){
cout<<"你们拥有足够多的矿物了,你要干什么?\n"<<"1.造家 2.杀怪 3.去
地狱\n";
int f;
cin>>f;
if (f==1){
cout<<"你们造家时已经到了血月\n"<<"You died";
return 0;
}
else if (f==2){
cout<<"你们杀了许多怪,拥有很多经验,又要干嘛?\n"<<"1.附
魔 2.去末地\n";
int g;
cin>>g;
if (g==1){
cout<<"你朋友为了秀附魔,把你砍死了\n"<<"You
died";
return 0;
}
else if (g==2){
cout<<"你们去了末地,准备怎么打末影龙?\n"<<"1.两人一起打龙 2.一起打水晶 3.分开打\n";
int h;
cin>>h;
if (h==1){
cout<<"末影龙无限回血\n"<<"You died";
return 0;
}
else if (h==2){
cout<<"你们两人都打水晶,没人管末影龙\n"
<<"You died";
return 0;
}
else if (h==3){
cout<<"你们靠着你们“优秀”的配合能力打败了末影龙\n"<<"You win";
return 0;
}
else{
cout<<"see you";
return 0;
}
}
else{
cout<<"see you";
return 0;
}
}
else if (f==3){
cout<<"你们去到了地狱拿到了许多宝贝,可是你脚滑掉入岩浆\n"<<"You died";
return 0;
}
else{
cout<<"see you";
return 0;
}
}
else if (e==3){
cout<<"你们一造造到大晚上,刚好lunner moon 来临控制了你们的发展\n"
<<"You died";
return 0;
}
else{
cout<<"see you";
return 0;
}
}
else if (d==5){
Sleep(500);
printf("正");
Sleep(500);
printf("在");
Sleep(500);
printf("进");
Sleep(500);
printf("入");
Sleep(500);
printf("游");
Sleep(500);
printf("戏");
Sleep(500);
printf(".");
Sleep(500);
printf(".");
Sleep(500);
printf(".");
Sleep(500);
printf(".");
Sleep(500);
printf(".");
Sleep(500);
printf(".");
Sleep(500);
system("cls");
system("color 4F");
cout<<"你乱进房间,里面房主让你们打开麦克风你开吗?\n"<<"1.no 2.yes\n";
int e;
cin>>e;
if (e==1){
cout<<"里面一直在骂脏话“***************”被你妈听见\n"<<"You died";
return 0;
}
else if (e==2){
cout<<"房主已将你踢出房间";
return 0;
}
else{
cout<<"see you";
return 0;
}
}
else{
cout<<"see you";
return 0;
}
}
else if (c==4){
system("color 6B");
cout<<"MC小故事即将开始,(按任意数字继续)\n";
int d;
cin>>d;
Sleep(500);
cout<<"在茫茫宇宙中有一个星球——方块星球\n";
int e;
cin>>e;
cout<<"在这星球上还有3位创世神,Noatch、Him和……\n";
int f;
cin>>f;
cout<<"Udebring,Udebring他收了个关门弟子——Entity 303,虽然Udebring是创世神,可是他
\n";
cout<<"渴望力量,抢到了力量之匙,到了方块大陆上召唤了祭坛,准备获取力量时\n";
cout<<"Him突然出现阻止\n";
int g;
cin>>g;
cout<<"可是Him虽然是创世神,但是Him却还是敌不过已得到力量之匙Udebring\n";
int h;
cin>>h;
cout<<"Him被Udebring打残废了,只好念出咒语,叫出了Noatch\n";
cout<<"Noatch、Him两人合作将Udebring打死了,夺得了力量之匙\n";
cout<<"创造了MC大陆\n";
int i;
cin>>i;
cout<<"Him和Noatch二人合力创造了许多生物:史蒂夫、羊、猪……\n";
cout<<"可是过了许久也出现了许多怪物\n";
int j;
cin>>j;
cout<<"Him看见自己创造的MC大陆有了怪物,便准备控制MC大陆的发展\n";
cout<<"可是Noatch却决定放任MC大陆发展\n";
int k;
cin>>k;
cout<<"于是Him和Noatch便因为思想不同大打出手\n";
cout<<"结果Him被Noatch封印到下界\n";
int l;
cin>>l;
cout<<"Him的分身就准备联合末地救出Him\n";
int a;
cin>>a;
cout<<"Him的分身把Him本体救出来了\n";
int qwe;
cin>>qwe;
cout<<"最后,Him把Noatch打死了\t"
int qw;
cin>>qw;
cout<<"Him成了唯一的一个创世神";
}
else{
cout<<"see you";
return 0;
}
}
else{
cout<<"你的手机爆掉了!!!";
return 0;
}
return 0;
}
共 10 条回复
我是来搞笑的,嘻嘻嘻
抵制不良游戏,拒绝盗版游戏。 注意自我保护,谨防受骗上当。 适度游戏益脑,沉迷游戏伤身。 合理安排时间,享受健康生活。
sanku
谢谢站长
那叫Fa……
666!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
我修改了一下格式。
厉害啊大佬!